It’s in the Bible
Posted by: JesterAn out-of-town visitor becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitress in his hotel coffee shop. After some innocent conversation he invites her up to his room.
Thelma is indignant and refuses.
The guy says, “Don’t get upset, this is all in the Bible.”
Thelma is somewhat appeased, but still refused the invitation. Instead, she agrees to see him for a few drinks. Again the man invites her up to his room, and again she is angry.
The man explains, “It’s in the Bible.”
An hour later they’re in the guy’s hotel room and he suggests they undress and have some fun. He assures Thelma that it isn’t sinful since it’s in the Bible.
“Where?” she says, not believing him. “Where does it say that?”
Taking the Bible from the hotel nightstand, he opens it to the front cover where someone has written, “Thelma the waitress is a great lay.”
Tags: joke, men and women, religion, vacation
