Man Buying a Bra
Posted by: JesterA man went to a lingerie shop and asked for a bra….
“What size, sir?” asked the salesgirl.
“I’m sorry I don’t know what the size is.” The man said. “Please show me a big cup bra.”
The salesgirl thought about it and brought a 36C bra.
“Oh no! this is very small, please show me a bigger one.” the man said.
This time the salesgirl took out a 40D and a 42DD.
“No, this is small… please show me a bigger one.” the man said.
An idea flashed in the mind of the salesgirl. “Sir, something like the size of melons?”
The man said, “Well I cannot compare it with melons or water melons.”
The shop’s biggest available size 50DD was shown.
The man just saw the cups and said. “Please a bit larger than that.”
Now the girl had a big huge lady in her mind and very politely asked the man, “Sir, you wife must be very heavy.”
“No, that’s not the case; she is very skinny — as thin as a reed.” the man said.
“Your big girlfriend, then?” chuckled the salesgirl.
“No, I do not have a girlfriend.” the man said, somewhat annoyed at the assumption.
“Can I ask a very personal question sir?” inquired the salesgirl.
“Please…” said the man.
“For whom are you buying the bra?” she asked.
“Well, I really am not interested in the bra. I’m only interested in the bra cups.” the man replied.
“Bra cups?” said the confused salesgirl.
“Actually you know that winter is approaching and I have six small kids. I cannot afford much, so I thought I’ll buy big bras to make caps for my six children.”
