Jun
15
2010
The Holy Land
Posted by: JesterA man and his Wife went to Holy Land for a vacation.
During the trip, the wife died. The coroner offered to have her buried in the Holy Land for $150 or he could have her remains shipped to home for $5,000.
After some thinking on it, the man said no.
The coroner said “Yes sir, I understand. I’m sure you’d like her remains to be near you so you can visit her grave site.”
The man said “No, that’s not it. A guy was buried here and he rose from dead in three days. I can’t take that chance… Send her back home.”
Tags: joke, men, relationships, religion, vacation
