Doctor’s Day Off
Posted by: JesterA small town doctor wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
“George, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” answers George.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: “So, George, how was your day?”
George told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him some aspirin.”
“Great, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him an antacid, sir,” says George.
“Sure, that sounds right. You’re good at this. What about the third one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flash, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties. She then shouted, ‘Help me! I haven’t seen a man in over two years.’”
“Good grief. What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes!!”
