Remember High School? What a difference thirty years can make. Here’s a list of how things have changed since your High School Days:

1980: Long Hair
2010: Longing for hair

1980: The perfect high
2010: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1980: KEG
2010: EKG

1980: Acid Rock
2010: Acid Reflux

1980: Moving to California because it’s cool
2010: Moving to California because it’s warm

1980: Growing pot
2010: Growing pot belly

1980: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents
2010: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your children

1980: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
2010: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

1980: Seeds and stems
2010: Roughage

1980: Our president’s struggle with Fidel
2010: Our president’s struggle with fidelity

1980: Paar
2010: AARP

1980: Killer weed
2010: Weed killer

1980: Hoping for a BMW
2010: Hoping for a BM

1980: The Grateful Dead
2010: Dr. Kevorkian

1980: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2010: Getting a new hip joint

1980: Rolling Stones
2010: Kidney stones

1980: Being called into the principal’s office
2010: Calling the principal’s office

1980: Peace sign
2010: Mercedes logo

1980: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2010: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1980: Take acid
2010: Take antacid

1980: Passing the driver’s test
2010: Passing the vision test

1980: “Whatever”
2010: “Depends”

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