Aug
18
2010

My Living Will

Posted by: Jester

Last night, my friend and I were watching the news. There was a story about a woman who was in the hospital on life support.

After the story, I thought for a moment and said to my friend:

“I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

So my friend got up, unplugged my computer and took my wine.

She’s such a bitch…

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