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		<title>Big People Words</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery School. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
You need to use &#8216;Big People Words,&#8217; she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
&#8220;I went to visit my Nana.&#8221; John replied.
&#8220;No, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Priest Goes Fishing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A parish priest went on a fishing trip.
On the last day of his trip  he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net, yelled, &#8220;Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!&#8221;
&#8220;Son, I&#8217;m a priest. Your language is uncalled for!&#8221;
&#8220;No, Father, that&#8217;s what kind of fish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Public Opinion Poll</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest telephone poll taken by the Florida Governor&#8217;s office asked whether people who live in Florida think illegal immigration is a serious problem.
29 percent of respondents answered: &#8220;Yes, it is a serious problem.&#8221;
71 percent of respondents answered: &#8220;No es una problema seriosa.&#8221;

			
				
			
		
Related Jokes:Men&#8217;s PollSex TherapistJob InterviewsThe RabbitFlorida Vacation]]></description>
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		<title>Getting into Heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Father Murphy walks into a pub, and asks the first man he meets, &#8220;Do you want to go to heaven?&#8221;
The man said, &#8220;I do, Father.&#8221;
The priest said, &#8220;Then stand over there against the wall.&#8221;
Then the priest asks another man, &#8220;Do you want to go to heaven?&#8221;
&#8220;Certainly, Father,&#8221; the man replied.
&#8220;Then stand over there against the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Immigrant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:37:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, &#8220;Hans Olaffsen&#8217;s Laundry.&#8221;
&#8220;Hans Olaffsen?&#8221;, he muses. &#8220;How the heck does that fit in here?&#8221;
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Speak English</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a very funny video. It has Chinese subtitles and is partially in German, but I&#8217;m sure English speakers will find it quite amusing.


			
				
			
		
Related Jokes:Blonde in the LibraryFlyMuslims in FranceLearn Chinese in Five minutesRingtones]]></description>
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		<title>The Fly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate.
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