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		<title>Big Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a bar and shouts &#8220;Who owns the Saint Bernard outside?&#8221;
A man replied, &#8220;It&#8217;s mine. Why?&#8221;
The first man says &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry to have to tell you but my dog just killed it!&#8221;
The owner of the Saint Bernard was shocked, &#8220;Are you kidding me? My dog is huge! He&#8217;s as big as a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baltimore K-9 Cops</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it&#8217;s superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incident.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules of Etiquette for Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 22:21:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following Rules of Etiquette are particularly useful for inexperienced cats:

If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the evening.  He won&#8217;t dare push you off [...]]]></description>
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