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		<title>Dumb Politicians</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/05/dumb-politicians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 19:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble.
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn&#8217;t get messed up by being near the window. Yes, on an airplane.
2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman&#8217;s (Moore) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George W. Bush Quotes</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/04/george-w-bush-quotes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 17:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of my favorite George W. Bush Quotes: 
&#8220;I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.&#8221;&#160;&#160; &#8212; Nashville, TN, May 27, 2004
&#8220;Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that
the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.&#8221;&#160;&#160; &#8212; Washington, DC, Jan 23, 2004
&#8220;Free [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saving George</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/04/saving-george/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in a creek below.
Before his security detail, three kids who were fishing nearby, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, &#8220;I sure would like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Political Rivals</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/03/political-rivals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old man was lying on his death bed.
He was a life-long Democrat and in these last moments of his life, he decided to join the Republican Party.
His friend of many years was surprised and asked him, &#8220;But why? You&#8217;re a Democrat through and through. How can you change now?&#8221;
The old man leaned forward and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australian Immigration Criteria</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/02/australian-immigration-criteria/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 19:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A New Zealander was hoping to immigrate to Australia.
Upon arriving in Australia, he was questioned by a customs officer who asked him, “What is your business in Australia?”
“I wish to immigrate,” was the Kiwi’s reply.
The customs officer then asked, “Do you have a conviction record?”
Confused, the Kiwi then replied, “I didn’t think you still needed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phrases to Use With Terrorists</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/02/phrases-to-use-with-terrorists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are handy sentences to know when traveling in Muslim countries:
&#8220;AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOFTAN.&#8221;
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
&#8220;FEKR GABUL GARDAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.&#8221;
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.
&#8220;SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.&#8221;
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crocodiles</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2009/12/crocodiles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A smaller crocodile turned to a bigger crocodile and said, &#8220;I can&#8217;t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We&#8217;re the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don&#8217;t get it.&#8221;
&#8220;Well,&#8221; said the big Croc, &#8220;what have you been eating?&#8221;
&#8220;Politicians, same as you,&#8221; replied the small Croc.
&#8220;Hmm. Well, [...]]]></description>
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