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		<title>When God Created Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 00:19:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, the Lord decided to make a companion for Adam. He summoned St. Peter and told him of his decision.
He told St. Peter that he wanted to make a being who was similar to man, yet was different. Someone who could offer him comfort, companionship and pleasure. The Lord said he would call this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Talmudic Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/06/talmudic-wisdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 18:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Priest meets his friend, who is a Rabbi, and says to him, &#8220;You have taught me many things but there is one thing in particular I want to learn very much but you do not wish to teach it to me. I want you to teach me the Talmud.&#8221;
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		<title>Praying</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/05/praying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 00:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man climbs to the top of mount Everest and gets close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks:
&#8220;God, what does a million years mean to you?&#8221;
God replies, &#8220;A second.&#8221;
The man then asks, &#8220;What does a million dollars mean to you?&#8221;
God replies, &#8220;Nothing.&#8221;
The man then asks, &#8220;Can I have Nothing, then?&#8221;
God says, &#8220;In a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Parking Place</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/03/the-parking-place/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George was late for an important meeting.
He was driving around in a sweat because he couldn&#8217;t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, &#8220;Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up my drinking!&#8221;
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		<title>Number of the Beast</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[666 is the Number of the Beast
670 &#8211; Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI &#8211; Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000000 &#8211; Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9999954 &#8211; Number of the Pentium Beast
0.666 &#8211; Number of the Millibeast
/666 &#8211; Beast Common Denominator
666 x \&#124; -1 &#8211; Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 &#8211; Binary Number of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three Priests</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three priests that are friends run into each other during lent.
The first priest mentions that he&#8217;s going to give up red meat for lent.
The second priest thinks for a minute and says he&#8217;s going to give up sweets for Lent.
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		<title>Vacation in Rome</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/02/vacation-in-rome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While on vacation in Rome, a man noticed a marble column in St. Peter&#8217;s Cathedral with a golden telephone on it.
As a young priest passed by, the man asked who the telephone was for.
The priest told me it was a direct line to heaven, and if he&#8217;d like to call, it would be a thousand [...]]]></description>
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