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		<title>Talmudic Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/06/talmudic-wisdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 18:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Priest meets his friend, who is a Rabbi, and says to him, &#8220;You have taught me many things but there is one thing in particular I want to learn very much but you do not wish to teach it to me. I want you to teach me the Talmud.&#8221;
The Rabbi replied, &#8220;You are a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Praying</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/05/praying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 00:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man climbs to the top of mount Everest and gets close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks:
&#8220;God, what does a million years mean to you?&#8221;
God replies, &#8220;A second.&#8221;
The man then asks, &#8220;What does a million dollars mean to you?&#8221;
God replies, &#8220;Nothing.&#8221;
The man then asks, &#8220;Can I have Nothing, then?&#8221;
God says, &#8220;In a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Parking Place</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 17:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George was late for an important meeting.
He was driving around in a sweat because he couldn&#8217;t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, &#8220;Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up my drinking!&#8221;
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		<title>Number of the Beast</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[666 is the Number of the Beast
670 &#8211; Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI &#8211; Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000000 &#8211; Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9999954 &#8211; Number of the Pentium Beast
0.666 &#8211; Number of the Millibeast
/666 &#8211; Beast Common Denominator
666 x \&#124; -1 &#8211; Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 &#8211; Binary Number of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three Priests</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three priests that are friends run into each other during lent.
The first priest mentions that he&#8217;s going to give up red meat for lent.
The second priest thinks for a minute and says he&#8217;s going to give up sweets for Lent.
The third priest&#8217;s attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vacation in Rome</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/02/vacation-in-rome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While on vacation in Rome, a man noticed a marble column in St. Peter&#8217;s Cathedral with a golden telephone on it.
As a young priest passed by, the man asked who the telephone was for.
The priest told me it was a direct line to heaven, and if he&#8217;d like to call, it would be a thousand [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday Sermon</title>
		<link>http://yerjoking.net/2010/01/sunday-sermon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A preacher in his Sunday sermon, used &#8220;Forgive Your Enemies&#8221; as his subject.
After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.
Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent.
Still unsatisfied, he [...]]]></description>
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