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		<title>Struggling Student</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:27:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A student comes to a young professor&#8217;s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
&#8220;I would do anything to pass this exam.&#8221; She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. &#8220;I mean&#8230;&#8221; she whispers, &#8220;&#8230;I would do&#8230;anything.&#8221;
He returns her gaze. &#8220;Anything?&#8221;
&#8220;Anything.&#8221; she states.
His voice softens. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules for Surviving College</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t look at anything in a physics lab.
Don&#8217;t taste anything in a chemistry lab.
Don&#8217;t smell anything in a biology lab.
Don&#8217;t touch anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly:
Don&#8217;t listen to anything in a philosophy department.

If you enter a college laboratory and see an experiment, how do you know which class it is?
If it&#8217;s green and [...]]]></description>
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