Bob, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump..”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, so I knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I did too, but didn’t think he’d do it again.”

Two guys are sitting next to each other on bar stools talking over a couple of beers.

After a while, their conversation starts to get heated and they’re raising their voices.

This goes on for a bit when one starts to insult the other. He screams, “Oh yeah… I slept with your mother!”

The bar goes quiet as everyone watches to see what the other guy will do in response.

The other man slowly shakes his head and says, “Go home Dad. You’re drunk.”