A son from a very wealthy family is studying abroad.

One day, he writes a letter to his father saying:

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful. The people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,

I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college in my Mercedes, when all my teachers travel by train.

Your Son

Some time later the son gets reply to his letter:

Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip.

He didn’t do well and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they’d have to drastically alter their life-style.

The wife, accustomed to a luxurious lifestyle was concerned and asked “What kind of changes are we talking about?”

“Well,” he started out thoughtfully. “If you’ll just learn to cook, we can fire the chef.”

The wife was not happy hearing this and said “Okay, and if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener.”

A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem.

After the visit the man asks his doctor, “How much do I owe you?”

“My fee is five hundred dollars,” replies the physician.

“Five hundred dollars? That’s impossible. No one charges that much!”

“In your case,” the doctor replies, “I suppose I could adjust my fee to three hundred.”

“Three hundred dollars? For one visit? Ridiculous!”

“Well, then, could you afford two hundred?”

“Who has that kind of money?”

“Look, replies the doctor,” growing irritated, “Just give me a hundred and get out of my office, okay?”

“I can give you fifty,” says the man. “Take it or leave it.”

“I don’t understand you,” says the doctor. “Why did you come to the most expensive doctor in the city if you have no money?”

“Listen, Doctor,” says the patient, “When it comes to my health, nothing is too expensive!”