Proposed Industry Standard wording for a Content Warning Label for books and other publications:

Warning: This product contains words. Said words are constructed into sentences, and threaded into paragraphs. When combined into sentences and paragraphs, words can convey ideas.

Symptoms of idea exposure include bouts of imagination, increased curiosity, questioning positions and authority, independent thinking, and time spent talking with a peer group.

Secondary symptoms, from ideas conveyed in the book may include strategic thinking, optimization planning or numerical analysis.

Publisher Name makes no warranty, expressed or implied, that said ideas are suitable to all readers. In order to help parents determine the suitability of this material for their children, we have provided a handy list of the ideas presented in this product on the back cover. We also recommend that parents spend time with their children discussing the ideas in this product.

Bulk purchase and shipping terms are available for book burnings; we reserve the right to send a video crew to these events and post the footage on the Internet.