A man making the bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot. The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home.

“My wife will kill me.” the main complained.

“Take her some candy.” the bartender suggested.

“She is on a diet.” he said.

“Then take her some flowers.” said the bartender.

The main continued complaining, stating “She has allergies.”

“Tell her a poem.” said the bartender.

“She loves poems… But I don’t know any.” said the man.

“Here is one for you. It’s by Shakespeare:”

You Babylonian Witch
Blue Eyes and Ruby lips
Beneath Thine eyes Passion lies
And that’s what maketh my Passion rise.

The man said “I can handle that.”

So, walking home the man was reciting to himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door.

“You better not have been drinking!” his wife shouts through the door.

“Sweetness, I have a poem for you!”

“It had better be good.” said the wife without much hope.

The man starts to recite the poem…

You Babylonian Bitch…
Blue Eyes and Purple Tits.
Between Your Thighs a Pussy Lies
And that’s what makes my Pecker rise.