For anyone who follows the “Urban Myths” on the Internet, this capsule summary should be pretty clear…

Craig Shergold is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer.

Before he dies, he would like to set the world record for receiving the most Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipes.

You can help Craig by sending an irate fax to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding that they remove all traces of your mother’s maiden name from their executive washroom wall.

They will respond by sending an e-mail labeled “Good Times” to the computer controlling Craig’s life
support equipment.

When Felippe Linz, the technician operating the computer opens this mail, his hard drive will be overwritten
with thousands of credit card invoices for $250.00, erasing the last bit of evidence that Hillary was seen on the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus allowing world domination by Bill Gates, and his tri-lateral commission cronies who are eating fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the black helicopters with Elvis and in no time at all, Nazi music will take over the ‘net.